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The New Adventures of Old Christine CBS 8:00 pm ET

Those who can, do, and those who can't -- wind up making fools of themselves a lot of the time, as Christine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) proves when she tries to teach Ritchie's (Trevor Gagnon) class some street smarts but ends up stranded at a subway station after she misses the train herself. Clark Gregg and Hamish Linklater also star in the new episode "Subway, Somehow."

Gary Unmarried CBS 8:30 pm ET

When Mitch (guest star Rob Riggle) returns from overseas, Gary (Jay Mohr) tries to help him decide what he will do for a living. Curtis and Charleen (Keegan-Michael Key, Niecy Nash) hire Allison (Paula Marshall) as their wedding planner. Los Angeles Dodgers manager Joe Torre guest stars in the new episode "Gary Tries to Find Something for Mitch."

First Love, Second Chance TVLAND 10:00 pm ET

The network that brings you "High School Reunion" amps up the nostalgia factor one more notch and reunites long-lost sweeties for its newest feel-good original, which brings together former flames and give them a peek at each other's current lives, then sends them back home to think it over and then make up -- or break up again -- via video message. First up: Garry, a former Aussie exchange student who fell for his host family's daughter, Star Lynn.

Over Her Dead Body HBOE 6:15 pm ET

A woman's ghost (Eva Longoria Parker, "Desperate Housewives") haunts her former fiance (Paul Rudd) as he tries to move on in this dead-on-arrival 2008 comedy. Trying to gain closure with the help of an aspiring psychic (Lake Bell), he falls for the seer, which doesn't please the hovering spirit at all. Or the audience. Jason Biggs ("American Pie") also stars.

America's Next Top Model CW 8:00 pm ET

Cycle 14 premieres with a special 90-minute episode -- or maybe it only seems longer because tedious Perez Hilton makes a guest appearance -- as 33 semifinalists compete for the coveted 13 slots that will allow them to move into the New York loft together. First up: makeovers! Could you die? Fashionista Andre Leon Talley joins Tyra Banks and Nigel Barker on the judges panel in the new episode "Be My Friend, Tyra!"

Mercy NBC 8:00 pm ET

Veronica (Taylor Schilling) rekindles her relationship with Dr. Sands (James Tupper) as she takes on extra shifts to avoid dealing with her post-traumatic stress issues. Sonia (Jaime Lee Kirchner) is stunned when an elderly patient announces she plans to end her life. Chloe (Michelle Trachtenberg) gets a huge surprise when she and Briggs (James Van Der Beek) make a house call in the new episode "I'm Fine."

Superbad FXEAST 8:00 pm ET

For what looked to be a crass "National Lampoon"-type movie, this 2007 comedy scored surprisingly good reviews. Seth and Evan (Jonah Hill, Michael Cera) have no social life to speak of, so they decide that as high-school seniors, the time has come to lose their virginity. Tomfoolery and ineptness ensue. Christopher Mintz-Plasse is hilarious as the buddy known as "McLovin." Martha MacIsaac, Emma Stone, Kevin Corrigan and Seth Rogen also star.

The Gay Divorcee TCM 8:00 pm ET

This Fred Astaire-Ginger Rogers pairing from 1934 casts Rogers as a woman who mistakes a smitten dancer (Astaire) for the guy her lawyer hired to help her get out of her marriage. And remember, guys, Ginger did everything Fred did ... only backward and in heels. Alice Brady, Edward Everett Horton and Erik Rhodes co-star.

High Society CW 9:30 pm ET

If "Gossip Girl" isn't already meeting your weekly allotment of spoiled, scandalous socialites, this new reality series follows "Park Avenue Princess" Tinsley Mortimer as she gives up her East Side digs in favor of a midtown loft as part of her highly publicized divorce. Meanwhile, Manhattan "It Boy" Paul Johnson Calderon tries to get money from his trust fund in the series premiere, "She's Flying Solo."

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit NBC 10:00 pm ET

A woman's murder that is linked to a massive Ponzi scheme leads Detectives Benson and Stabler (Mariska Hargitay, Christopher Meloni) to reopen an investigation into a similar crime committed 20 years earlier. As odd similarities between the two cases begin to emerge, however, the detectives face fierce opposition from the pit bull attorney (guest star Lena Olin) for the chief suspect in the new episode "Confidential."

Shear Genius BRAVO 10:00 pm ET

For the shortcut challenge, the seven remaining stylists are asked to interpret geometric shapes into edgy, angular styles on challenging Asian hair. For the elimination challenge, the competitors must create head-shot looks for working actresses that will showcase their personalities and versatility. Nexxus creative director Kevin Mancuso joins to judge both challenges in the new episode "It's All Fun and Games Until Someone Gets Annoying."

Top Hat TCM 10:00 pm ET

One of the screen's great musicals in the eyes of many film buffs, this 1935 delight boasts the stunning combination of Fred Astaire, Ginger Rogers and Irving Berlin's tunes. Astaire plays a performer whose late-night dancing disturbs his downstairs hotel neighbor (Rogers). She's ready to lace into him -- until she mistakes him for the producer (Edward Everett Horton) who employs him. Songs include "Cheek to Cheek."

Billy the Exterminator A&E 10:30 pm ET

In the second-season premiere of this series formerly known as "The Exterminators," the dead aren't resting peacefully at the Boone Funeral Home -- because a rattlesnake is loose in the crematorium. Billy and Rick search for the snake, but it finds them first -- and it's a mean one! Later, Billy heads into a treacherous attic to deal with some bats, knowing that one false step could send him plunging through the floor. Ceiling. Whatever.

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